from the songs album Diet For A New America
Candy's nineteen, goes to college in kansas
She?s not into football or fraternity dances
Don't care about her classes or the bad marks she gets
Spends all her time on the internet
Money's tight yeah she' on an allowance
So she bought a little camera put it up in the shower
Logged on to see you/see me and there it was
Everybody wants a piece of candy
Everybody wants a piece of candy now
Demand was so high she got six more cameras
Now you got candy from every angle
Painting her nails on the edge of her bed
And fakin' with her boyfriend when he's givin' her head yeah
A thousand hits a day, she didn't know who her fans are
A few short weeks and she's a chat room superstar
Old men loggin' hard and fast
Just to get a little peek at candy's --
Money rolled in, it was good for a while
Then it got kinda freaky you know
Crampin' her style
old men stared when she's out on the street
Then her boyfriend split 'cause he couldn't take the heat
She started finding wierd shit left in her mailbox
Little barbie dolls with their little barbie heads cut off
Oh man yoo much too strange- and there it was
Everybody wants a piece of candy now
Pretty soon the freaks they're all tryin' to find her
They're not just fans man, they're subscribers
They hid in her bushes and out at her fence
Tryin' to get a little piece of candy in the flesh
Lock the doors and black the windows
Take down the cameras and put 'em where the trash goes
A little late that she figured it out
Candy starved to death 'cause
She wouldn't leave the house
Everybody wants a piece of candy
Everybody wants a piece of candy now
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